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Today we have Saturday 21st December 2019 - The Kondoms Yes, it's here once again. The Kondoms annual festive bash at the Con Club. Come along and have a rocking good time with all your chums. YOU WOULD BE MAD TO MISS IT!!!  And then, tomorrow afternoon, there's Sunday 22nd December 2019 Live Music + Christmas Draw the club's annual Club Christmas Draw with lots of great prizes! Buy a square for just £1 now available behind the bar to enter. Plus, we're going to be treated to TWO great musical performances this special "Sundays in the Bar" gig. It all starts with Kate & Co. at 3:30 pm, the Christmas Draw will follow at about 4:30 pm and then the Contenders will entertain with their acoustic set for the rest of the afternoon.
And if that's not enough for you, we have... Sunday 22nd December 2019 - Buffo's Wake & Oh Mama (evening) Xmas madness with Buffo's Wake and Oh Mama LIVE - Cooking up a storm with a night of raucous Gypsy Punk and Psychedelic Blues Rock. Hold on to your mince pies, these two acts are no turkeys. What a Christmas Feast! And here are our Christmas Opening Times... | Saturday 21st | 4:30 pm | to | Midnight (gig) | | Sunday 22nd | 12 noon | to | 11:30 pm (gig) | | Monday 23rd | 4:30 pm | to | 8 pm or thereabouts | | Christmas Eve | 4.30 pm | to | 8 pm or thereabouts | | Christmas Day | 12 noon | to | 3:00 pm | | Boxing Day | 11:30am | to | 8 pm or thereabouts | | 27th - 30th Dec | | | Normal Opening Times | | New Years Eve | 4:30 pm | to | Late (NYE party) | | New Years Day | CLOSED | | |
Here are the next few events we're putting on at the club...
Yes, it's here once again. The Kondoms annual festive bash at the Con Club. Come along and have a rocking good time with all your chums. YOU WOULD BE MAD TO MISS IT!!! Bar from 4:30pm - Doors from 8:00pm - Live music from 9:00pm http://www.thekondoms.co.uk/ Free entry - All welcome | 
KATE & CO + THE CONTENDERS It's the annual Club Christmas Draw with lots of great prizes! Buy a square for just £1 now available behind the bar to enter. Plus, you'll be treated to TWO great musical performances this Sunday afternoon in the bar (after all, it IS Christmas!) with Kate & Co, who are Kate Turvey ( Market Street Band) on vocals and David Bott ( The Doctors ) on keyboards with Charlie Hooker ( Market Street Band ) on drums and Andy Thomas ( playing for everybody at the moment!) on bass and guitar. There may be one or two other surprises joining Kate and her chums so wait and see. The Christmas Draw will follow at about 4.30pm and then the Contenders will entertain us with their acoustic set for the rest of the afternoon. It all starts at 3:30 pm. It's free and everyone's welcome. | 
Xmas madness with Buffo's Wake and Oh Mama LIVE - Cooking up a storm with a night of raucous Gypsy Punk and Psychedelic Blues Rock. Hold on to your mince pies, these two acts are no turkeys. ♬ Buffo’s Wake ♬ Gypsy punk lunatics with a taste for the macabre. Festival veterans, regularly appearing at some of the UK's biggest festivals, including Glastonbury, Bestival., Secret Garden Party and Boomtown in addition to tours of Europe, Eastern Europe and USA. Buffos Wake will grab you, and leave you dancing like a thing possessed. Guaranteed to raise hell! "Storming gypsy bangers! Twisting folk with a heavy smattering of pounding gypsy dance music, Buffos Wake work the crowd like pros, jumping, dancing and bringing you headfirst in the world of eastern European madness" – Playgroup Festival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkYPN5qC9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4rDNofzgXA ♬OH MAMA ♬ Dawn breaks through hazy skies to haunting, watery harmonies as the folding sirens entrance you into rippling lakes, lakes that evaporate into tantalising clouds that build high into space until metamorphosis takes place; heaviness pounds to the ground in a storm of clattering groovic tangles, shuddering fuzz, dazzling licks and shimmering screams of mayhem and grace. These folk are here to nurture ye babes with psychic psychodelicious blues rock and the spontaneous drizzle of funk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB4GxRvJw3Q It will be a fantastic night - probably the best £5 you've spent all year! 7:30pm www.facebook.com/pg/BuffosWake/events/?ref=page_internal | 
Get down to the Con Club on Saturday 28th December and treat yourself to a good dance! Lazy Susan DJs: Lazy Simon, Jez Harris and Hamish Makgill will be serving up a selection of the finest beats on Vinyl from Disco to House; Funk to Techno and all things in-between. Really good music to move your feet to. www.facebook.com 8:00pm to late FREE ENTRY all welcome | 
Live music with The Contenders, other bands and special guests from the Lewes (and beyond) music scene. More details to follow. Members, their guests and friends only - Free entry 4:30pm to late. Live music from 8:30pm | It's time for a new decade! Here's our line up for January! JIMMY MCGHIE ...was an Assistant Producer for the BBC’s Science and History Dept, having spent seven years working in factual television before he ran off to join the stand up comedy circus professionally in 2009. Since then he has performed stand up all over the world and appeared on numerous television and radio programmes including the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5, Comedy Central, ABC Australia, THREE New Zealand, Absolute Radio and many more.
He is “a brilliant talent” (The Scotsman) and with “an easy charm and appealing relaxed manner” (Chortle), he has performed 10 solo shows at festivals around the world including the Edinburgh Fringe, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Adelaide Fringe, Sydney Comedy Festival, Perth Comedy Festival and New Zealand International Comedy festival.
He is now a top circuit act in the UK, as well as a highly sought after corporate awards host and TV warm up artist. He regularly provides the studio warm up for BBC1’s Graham Norton Show, ITV’s Loose Women and Ch4’s Deal or No Deal. “Exquisitely done, with a compelling, simmering fury… impressive”
chortle.co.uk PATRICK SPICER ...is a stand-up comedian quickly making a name for himself with a distinctively playful, relaxed stage presence and offbeat, personal writing. He is a regular at top London comedy clubs, was nominated for Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year 2018, and was a finalist of the Amused Moose New Comic Award 2019. In 2019 he took his first show "Now I've Seen Anything" to Edinburgh (45 minutes), and is currently working on his debut hour. CAROLINE MABEY ...One of the most inventive comic voices in Britain, Caroline Mabey is a fringe and circuit favourite, appearing at festivals, theatres and clubs all around the country. Silly, warm and sharp as hell, she always creates a gag-packed frenzy of fun. She is a brilliant and accomplished MC, having been resident compere at the 99 Club for ten years. 'Mabey is thoroughly enjoyable company…the slightly deranged offspring of a menage a trois between Vic Reeves, Harry Hill and Floella Benjamin'
Evening Standard 'A mischievous, kooky talent' Time Out. Caroline has recently appeared on Comedy Central as part of their Performance Anxiety campaign, and in Before the Morning After on NBC's Digital Comedy Channel, Seeso. She also features in Josh Howie's Losing It (Series 1 and 2) on BBC Radio 4 and has written for Radio 4's News Quiz. PLUS! ANOTHER TOP ACT TBA!! COMEDY AT THE CON! 9th Jan 2020 Doors 7.30 Show 8pm
The Con Club, 139, High St. Lewes
Price(s) of entry:Early bird online from £9.00 @ http://www.wegottickets.com/ComedyAtTheCon
only plus booking fee. Union Music:£11/9 (concessions) plus booking fee. Door £12/10
Reservations on 07582408418 Contact: davidmounfield@yahoo.com | 
LOOSE CABOOSE are back for 2020 and kicking off the New Year in style! Come join us for some great music spun by residents Martin Jackson and Rachelle Piper and introducing our very special guest dj, all the way from Argentina, Kevin Fingier - how fabulous is that!? Entry £6 OTD 7:30pm | 
Dictionary Pudding - Live music promotions present: - A genuinely unique talent, Damo Suzuki found fame after krautrock legends CAN found him busking in the streets of 70s Cologne. Immediately drafting him in to replace Malcolm Mooney, the band, oft-considered one of the single greatest outfits in western musical history went on to record a plethora of seminal LPs, including TAGO MAGO and EGE BAMYASI. Damo Suzuki's never-ending tour here stops off at Lewes Con Club, where he will perform an instant-composition set with the amazing Krautrock torch-carriers, ZOFFF. Suzuki's synthetic language creates an absolutely astonishing performance, his voice remains a beautiful philosopher's stone, the alchemical jigsaw piece of the krautrock puzzle. Tickets £12.50 + b/f - www.seetickets.com 7:30pm | | |
